Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Earth Pledge

All rise, remove your hats and stand at attention. Now push play.




Absolutely unbelievable.

You know Abraham Lincoln said, "I’d rather stay silent and be thought a fool, than open my mouth and remove all doubt.”

Something tells me, Al Gore didn’t study Lincoln....

Anybody can come up with a pledge; I just pounded one out in about 5 seconds. Try this. Rewind Mr. Earth’s pledge again, but this time, pause it after each point and then read my pledge.

I hope all of you will join me in taking the Common Sense pledge

I pledge to demand our leaders to quit acting like fools and cut stupidity by 90% in the Republican Party and by more than half on the liberal side, in time for the next generation to inherit a healthy United States.

I pledge to take personal action in solving the Washington crises by reducing the amount of incumbents I vote for and offset the rest to become moron neutral.

I pledge to fight for a moratorium on the construction of any government grants, earmarks, or wacko ideas without safely trapping and storing the politician who came up with such nonsense.

I pledge to work for a dramatic increase in common sense in my home, work place, school, place of worship and the bus station.

I pledge to fight for laws and policies that expand the use of clear thinking politicians and reduce dependence on government.

I pledge to plant new ideas and to join with others to help preserve the ideas of our founding fathers.

I pledge to buy from businesses and support leaders who share my commitment to solving the idiot problem we have in Washington.

There it is, my pledge for common sense. In you heart, you know I’m right.

1 comment:

Runrandall said...

You are indeed right