The Obama Presidency will bring on a lot of things, but perhaps none more satisfying than returning Hollywood back to it normal and rightful state. Over the past eight years nut-jobs from the left coast have bellowed their political views out into the real word via blogs, talk shows, and countless award ceremonies, where in between patting themselves on the back they complained about evil America, George Bush in particular.
Their arrogance didn’t allow them to see how embarrassing they looked sucking up to dictators and organized groups who’d like to end our way of life, (which includes free speech and the film industry.)
Now that Tinseltown is in a drunken state of Obama-nation it’s time for the trained clowns to climb into their little cars and get back to the things they do best.
Sean Penn can go back to domestic assault and holding photographers out of ninth-floor balconies.
Ashton Kutcher can take a few acting classes and actually play a role that doesn’t make me cringe over his laughable thespian skill.
Tom Hanks can go back to his self-inflated ego and continue to believe he’s this generations Jimmy Stewart. However, Mr. Stewart actually wore this countries uniform while Hanks saved the fictional Private Ryan.
Steven Spielberg can go back to making movies about ”Hitler’s Holocaust” while continuing to ignore the holocaust most of the Middle East wants to inflict on Israel today.
Bruce Springsteen can get back to making albums nobody buys. Hey Bruce, a liberal President started the Vietnam War write a song about it.
Oprah can get back to her diet and having guest that talk to the dead, (or whatever house frau’s like to watch.)
Sean Penn can write an open letter to Fidel Castro praising his humanity towards the Cuban people.
George Carlin can rest in peace now that an elected governor doesn’t sit in the Oval Office.
Barbara Streisand can go back to singing and I can go back covering my ears.
Michael Moore can go back to making films about evil George Bush. (Come on, he’s a one-trick-pony)
Sean Penn can finally go to a socialized country without leaving the US. (Sean, you will need to turn your bank account over to the state. You know, the whole to each according to their needs thing.)
Oliver Stone, (see above Michael Moore.)
Demi Moore can pledge not to come up with goofy names for her children.
Bill Maher can go back to being funny. Hey wait a minute, he never was!
Matt Damon can go back to being a pompous actor instead of being a pompous lecturer on how the US misbehaves.
Tim Robbins can go back to making such acclaimed and dialogue driven masterpieces as “Howard the Duck.” Now the only “chill wind” Robbins should feel is from his dingbat wife, or girlfriend, or whatever she is.
Alec Baldwin can go back to telling his daughter how to live. I just hate it when “little pigs” disrespect their father.
Sean Penn can go back to Venezuela and celebrate Obama’s election with Hugo Chavez. Maybe old Hugo will let Penn film “Fast Times at Ridgemont High Two.” I can just imagine Jeff Spicoli (Penn) wandering down the streets of Venezuela shouting, “Hey bud, let’s party.”
Like water, Hollywood seeks its own level when forces of an election sway in their favor. Celebrate America; duct tape is securely over the mouths of elite “do as I say, not as I do” left coast lunatics who tend to spout off about their importance to the world. We have at least four years of bliss thanks to my President, yes my President Obama.
Although I didn’t vote for President Obama, unlike Hollywood when things don’t go my way, I’m able to respect our President no matter how much I disagree with his policies.
Don’t get me wrong; celebrities have every right to speak their minds. It’s not, repeat not un-American to have imperious views. Freedom has big shoulders and can easily carry the load of criticism heaped its way. That’s what separates us from Penn loving countries. Censorship is a bad thing, however my choice not to buy what they’re selling is protected under the same rights.
Now that the Obama administration is up and running, the only reason any member of the Screen Actors Guild should open their mouth is-- if there’s a script in front of it. And doesn’t that make us all winners?
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You forgot Tom Cruise, Spike Lee, The Dixie Chicks, The girls on the View, Tom Brokaw, Opey Taylor, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, CNBC, ABC Family, TNN, Food Network, TLC, Martha Stewart, Nickelodeon, ESPN, MTV, Fine Living, WE, Disney, C span, BBC, A&E, TNT, RFD, TV Guide, Free Speech TV.
Did I miss any thing? I'm sure there's more.
Animal Planet, Bravo, Comedy Central, Discovery channel-health-home-kids-times, Oxygen, Pentagon Channel, Healthy Living, Byutv, TBN, Cartoon Channel, National Geographic Channel,Liftime, Equator, Lime and University House California and Washington. Cheech and Chong, and on and on. Sicking.
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